Gru: "But Hattie, people are comparing the Hyundai to the Mercedes."
Me: "Uhhhh, no they're not."
Gru: "You don't know much about cars."
Me: "No one is compring Hyundai to Mercedes- it's just not happening."
Me: "No. People don't say, 'Hmmm, which car should I get? A Hyundai or a Mercedes? Really they are both so close in quality. Oh, forget the Mercedes- I'm going with the Hyundai!'...it's just...not...happening in real life."
Gru: "But look (shows me a website...Hyundai's website with comparisons)..."
Me: "See? Hyundai is comparing itself to Mercedes and that, my friend, would be like me comparing myself to Angie Harmon.
Just because I compare myself to her does not mean that we are
comparable models. Nope. Ain't happenin'. "
Suburbian Siren, nope, nope, nope, nope...